So yeah. I made it. I did the thing.
This was a personal project made in my spare time. It didn't take long in terms of hours put into it, but I definitely had a lot of fun doing it. The main body piece (the one that the legs are connected to) took me 2.5 hours just to cut and grind though, since it’s such a narrow area to work with and it had to be just right.
Here's an outside view, to show what it looks like against a natural backdrop.